Oh My Edward!

Everywhere i go i see changes and it's not just any changes but BIG mother fucking changes tht the changes are so big it's bigger than the sperm whale although i do not know exactly how big the sperm whale is but it's just too big to be true and now i wonder wht did these people do to themselves they are practically making themselves transform into a clown and oh my edward i can't believe it i mean if a 2 month holiday break is enough to make these people change into a clown i cannot imagine how will a 2 year holiday changes them and oh my edward it's not just physical changes i'm talking about it's also the emotional changes and oh my edward even though i know i shouldn't be saying these but these people looked really mother fucking fugly oh my edward i really need to chill and relax and breathe and chill i mean it when i say BIG i think i can give them all a personal ongzijing tutor for taking pictures and the way to pair their tops with their skirts cos' all of thm is cmi and even though i'm not a big re-knowable fashion designer but at least i know which top to pair with which skirt and which bag to match with my which shoes oh my edward i'm fainting and i'm supposed to be in the shower now cos' i need to go somewhere but because of those stupid things now i'm wasting time typing this nonsense and my mum is gna kill me and it's so not my fault my mum should blame these people for ruining my eyes oh my eyesssssssssss they hurt oh my edward fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

P/s: I spent only a minute typing this.
P/s/s: I'm now smsing Syahirah even though her butt is in London!
P/s/s/s: Can't wait for my first ever white christmas!


With love,
Zijing