Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Sometimes forgiveness is a two-way thing

Okay. I didn't go school today cause' i got a terrible stomach upset. Had medication and i'm now bored as h-e-double toothpicks.
So, i'm going to do a very stupid thing. I'm gonna list out my 5 most stupid-iest moments. I haven even started and yet i'm already feeling stupid. Geez!

No. 1
Okay, remember there's one post during the month of June, when i said i brought a hair straightener machine for 225bucks? I admit it's really stupid.
It happens on a very one typical day when i was having my 1 hr break from working at Robinsons. I was walking ard, thinking of what to eat whn i pass by a shop cart selling hair curler/straightener. So i was thinking of passing by whn this man(caucasian) stop my way and insist on straightening my hair. So i was shock and i was like laughing cause he's pulling me to his booth. And thn, he said something like "Woah, i like your smile".
What the fuck right. First, he's angmoh. Secondly, he keep dazzling me. Third, he said those kind of words tht left me speechless and make me do stupid things. Eg, paying for that stupid machine for S$225!
Okay, even now, to think of it. I kind of think myself as a gullible idiot cum 花痴.
But i'm NOT regretting it. Just felt tht i'm such a stupid fool. Geez.

No. 2
Okay, till now i still remember this incident like it's stamped into my head.
So, i think it happens about 2 years back? When i was taking th train with friends to Sentosa.
That time, i think i was a bit hao lian. The train is moving kinda fast and its shaking like hell. But i insist on NOT holding to any hand rails or th handle. BIG MISTAKE.
So th train arrive at it's destination, and you know whn you are in th train, whn you thought th train stopped already, but it's actually moving at super slow speed, and it only stops when there's a jerk? So i hao lian ma. I thought it stopped already. But who knows th train suddenly jerk, thn, poor me, jerk together with th train and lost my balance. So i quickly, according to instincts, wanted to grab on to something whn i notice a man standing infront of me, with his hand holding on to th handrail, forming a 90 degrees. Without thinking, i hold on to his hand like i'm holding on to th handrail. Though i nv fall, i was sooooooooooooo humiliated. Th man is looking at me like i was molesting him!(He's about 30 plus, 40 years old) I felt sooooo stupid i faster apologies non stop. This at least teach me not to be hao lian -.-

No. 3
This happens just 2 months ago i think?
So i was at Swensons eating with ty, sq, lh and ben. I remember i was a little sot and high that time. You know, fooling ard blahblahblah. So we finish our main cause and was waiting for our desserts. That time th crowd was quite low but cause they got a shortage of manpower, so we waited quite long for th desserts, about 10 mins? So, i repeat. I was a little sot+high. So, i pretended to be a baby, using those baby voice(娃娃音) while holding on to those long spoons and held it under my chin and said "Can i have my ice cream now?"
And then, suddenly. A malay waiter pop out of no way. His intention is to clear th table beside ours, but he heard wht i was saying! So he's like clearing and replying to my question. Saying "Your ice cream is currently still making, please wait for a while"(Something like that).
After he left, i make sure i shut up till i'm out of th restaurent!

N0. 4
This occurs when i was in th library with losanne.
I think we're debating over something when we are on the way down th escalator, and i was lifting my feet, trying to kick her when my shoe fly down 4 steps on the escalator. There's a very distinct "bomp" sound. Not sure if anyone heard la. But i was so embarassed i make sure i keep my legs to myself.

N0. 5
Is doing this quiz. Kind of realised i really am kinda stupid. Okay. I'll be a 淑女 from now on.
LOL!


New Moon movie soundtrack out here
Track list:
1. DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE - MEET ME ON THE EQUINOX
2. BAND OF SKULLS - FRIENDS
3. THOM YORKE - HEARING DAMAGE
4. LYKKE LI - POSSIBILITY
5. THE KILLERS - A WHITE DEMON LOVE SONG
6. ANYA MARINA - SATELLITE HEART
7. MUSE - I BELONG TO YOU (NEW MOON)
8. BON IVER & ST. VINCENT - ROSYLN
9. BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB - DONE ALL WRONG
10. HURRICANE BELLS - MONSTERS
11. SEA WOLF - THE VIOLET HOUR
12. OK GO - SHOOTING THE MOON
13. GRIZZLY BEAR - SLOW LIFE
14. EDITORS – NO SOUND BUT THE WIND
15. ALEXANDRE DESPLAT – NEW MOON (THE MEADOW)

New Moon behind-the-scenes here


Love,
Zijing

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

there were people in front of us. and they heard! HAHAHA. i'll be surprise of what the things you might do if THAT didnt make it to TOP5.hahahahahah