I hate a particular guy name Ah huang(don't know full name) who is oversize , small eyes , wear specs , practically wear th same shirt & trousers everyday & carry a purple waterbottle tht has not been washed for weeks .
Now , he really should be feel proud tht i hated him , afterall , he's th first . And i'm not trying to unreasonable kay , cos' he's really annoying , hao lian , ass , unreasonable , irritating , arrogant & so many more words tht i can't be bother to type it all out .
He's such an ass . Period . He says he's 18 years old . Hello ? 18 as in 20 years ago is it ? Come on , to me , i think you are at least 38 . No dress sense at all . Carry th stupid waterbottle everyday & sit at th library as thou it's yours . Th worst is he keep putting on tht fake angmoh accent , it irritates me man . You are a SINGAPOREAN . Admit it . Cant make out British accent thn jolly well shut up . Whts your problem ? You say you wna be a lawyer , okay , i have no comments on tht . You are a good debater mah .(as in good at gl ) But lawyer ? With your hao lian arrogant attitude ? I think you should be a monk instead . Go & purify your attitude first .
So you say Singapore TV shows sucks ? & you don't watch thm ? So now i see why you so old(physically & mentally) . Cos' you have no childhood mah ! Everyday talk with tht fake accent , talk so fast like pretending you alot of knowledge like tht . Fine , you have a lot of knowledge , i don't deny . But must you so hao lian ? You think wht ? You are th next famous lawyer in th world or wht ? Th president ? Th ruler of th earth ?
Hao lian ppl = get on my nerves = fff = curse you till eternity .
Ths simple equation you understand ? Oh , sorry , i forgot . I'm uncivilised mah , you sooooooo civilised . How cn you understand ths kind of stupid thing wrote by a stupid person ? You v chimmmmmmmm want ma ...
well , Fuck you !
I recall an incident tht gives me sufficient reason to sue you , famous-lawyer-wannabe .
I usually have some free periods cos' i need not take my MT & maths , so i cn go library & do my own things , like self-study . So on Monday(13th April) , i got 2 MT periods free , so normally we will go to th lib to have lessons with th monk(he's a relief teacher , but he left th school yesterday) , but we decided to skip it cos' we wna do some self revision on our own . Th monk is a v stubborn & arrogant old man . If we go lib , we die die also must go his lesson , cnt read books on our own , cnt do our own things . Only cn listen to his fake british accent . So we went to th bench near th library to do our own things . & continuously on tuesday as well . But on wednesday , i have a period of MT , thn after MT is english , & english lessons is held at th lib , so we decided tht since later have english lesson , why not we just spend th MT period in th lib ? Th library is not his kay . So we went in . He's sitting in a corner with students tht are flooded with his saliver & fake british accent . So we took him as invisible & went to another table to sit .
I think it's about 20mins pass whn he suddenly walk over to our table & started flooding us with his saliver . (Eww , no wonder tht time i feel so smelly all over)
Th monk said :
"Do you even have th basic courtesy to go to MY(he owns th library) table to tell me you wna do your own study ? It's not like i won't let you . I don't care whether you are in my lesson or not kay ? Where's your courtesy ?!"
*ignore ignore ignore*(my response)
"Now , you all are gna FAIL(i'm gna sue you monk !) your english . And i won't care you know . Once i leave ths school(faster leave la , still "once") , all of you are none of my business . But trust me(no , i don't trust fake british accent ppl) , you all are gna fail . Yes , you all will fail . But if you pass , don't bother telling me , i don't want to know(i got say i want to tell to a fake-british-accent meh ? No) , but trust me , you all are gna fail(keep cursing us , is ths th right attitude for a teacher ?) . Do you have lessons with me later ?
Shuqing :"We(me & shuqing got a one period maths free after recess) may have geography later(some teacher have extra lesson with us) "
Monk :"May ? Can you comfirm ?"
*ignore ignore ignore*
Monk :"Don't come for my lesson later , i don't want to see you(you think i want to see you ?) . Okay ?"
-And th monk walks away with his butt shaking left-right-left-right . -
So after recess , me & shuqing went to th lib to see if there's geography .
So he's sitting at th far end of a table , so me & shuqing sit at th other side . & guess wht th monk said ?
Monk :"Go away & sit th other table , i don't want to see you"
FUCK YOU !
I pay my school fees & i don't get to use facilities in th library ? Well , FUCK YOU .
Is th library yours ? Are you th new Evergreen principal ? Are you even a qualified teacher ? NO asshole . You are only a R-E-L-I-E-F teacher . Get it FUCKER ?
Come on man . You are a guy . And you have no gentleman qualities at all . Just because i skip your lesson , (& your lesson is not even compulsury ! Come on , i have free periods & it is MY OWN free periods . Get it ? Chim monk ?) you dare to deprive me of my rights to use th library facilities ?!
& ths reminds me of a thing , you are a relief teacher , & during lesson time , you dare to use th word "Fuck" , "asshole" & use th phone right in front of my eyes ! Come on , where's th quality of a teacher ? And agan , you wna be a lawyer ? Well , in your dreams asshole !
So now , i'm beginning to ponder whether are you having PMS or wht ?
You are a downright petty guy & seriously , though i'm not a guy , i feel sorry for guys . Cos' you totally lack th basic "gentleman" qualities of wht a guy SHOULD have . Okay monk , admit it . You are so hao lian , everyone is gna hate you & you are not gna be a lawyer . So you curse tht i'm failing my english ? Well , fuck you . Cos' i'm gna pass & you are not . You are gna go be a monk to purify your attitude & maybe whn th economic is getting better , you cn qualify for a toilet cleaner .
Oh well , there's still many many infinite more flaws about you , but pls be glad tht i'm lazy to type thm all out . I'm giving you face man . Be satisfied . & you should be glad i don't know whts your full name & i don't have a full photo of you , cos' if i do ... HAH , you wouldn't imagine .
So goodbye monk . I hope i don't get to see you EVER in my life agn . Bye & curses for you chim man . Oh , don't fall down th stairs yea ? *GRINS*
Edit/:
Oh yes , before i forget , he actually said something tht makes me wna throw him straight into a washing machine . Guess wht ? He actually said tht Twilight SUCKS .
well , FUCK YOU !
He added on tht Twilight is a sex novel or something like tht . ASSHOLE , i know . Even Mr viknes(another engligh teacher) never said anything negative about Twilight luh . ASSHOLE . Stupid fake angmoh . Don't know how to read english book say la . Asshole .
With love ,
Zijing
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