She went to live in fer uncle's vineyard & she has got constipation b'cause she's not use to th toilet in Kampong . Thn in th end she has to went over to her neighbour house to shit .
But i think i'm more pitiful thn her , tht is , even my neighbours toilet are no better thn mine ;
HAH .
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Anyway , im back from malaysia since yesterday , So besides hong bao , chewing gums & snacks tht i've brought back with me , thr's also mosquitoe bites !
OMG !
Its damn itchy i tell you ; i've not been able to slp well ths past few days :(:(:(
evidence !!!
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I think i left home ard 3 ?
Thn my dad has to settle some things before he left for malaysia , so i went tgt with him .
Th house is like palace !!!
It's super big !
Thr's like those soldiers & horses ard , makes me think it look like a warfield , LOL !
But th ppl thr are superrrrrrrrrrrrrr niao ;
thy are like crazy for cleaniness .
I saw all their maids wearing gloves , mask & even socks !
Like dressing up for battle tht kind of thing .
Omg , whts wrong with being a littleeeeeee dirty anw ?
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My dad was super slow , so ...
camwhore! :)
(i waited an hour for him okay !)
My sister is trying to act smart here
HAHA
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Luckily th tuas nv jam sioh .
so normally reaching my grandma house takes abt an hour plus ?
And it's over dinner time so we went to th coffee shop to eat .
Th taste was so-so & i saw a wild dog , it's super cute !
Its body is milky white in color but its head is black !
It's like cn you imagine , th body white but head ONLY , black !!!
Super extrordinary lei !
i mean if a dog has a black & white mix , at least th body also will got black spots wht , correct ?!
(next time i upload th pics)
After dinner , i reach my grandma house ard 10 .
Th place nv really chg , i think th only chg is thr's more dust .
So rolling sleeves up , me & my sis start to tidy up th rooms .
But !!!
Even before we start , we are welcome by a
.....
Spider !!!
It's v big okay ! It looks kind of small over here but i took ths picture from a distance without zooming lei , thn from a distance so big liao , cn you imagine if i took it at 5cm apart ?!?!
My hero mum sprayed baygon onto it & ths fat spider began struggling trying to run away .
But too bad , baygon wins !
(I think im being bad here but sorry , im not th killer , find my mummy dnt find me kay !)
And thn my hero sister took a broom and tried to sweep it out of th backdoor , who knws , th spider haven even left th house ,
a fat , disgusting caterpillar suddenly appeared out of nowhere !
Omgg its black in color thn its got tiny torns ard its body , thn whn it moves it fat body , th tiny torns all move in a direction , sort of like a "kallang wave" !
WALAO FUCKING DISCUSTING !
I dint took a picture of it cause i'm afraid of caterpillars !!!
I freak out th moment i saw it okay !
Luckily my mum appear agn with th baygon & spray of it .
Thn i stand behind her & ask her to spray more spray more !!!
HAHA .
DIE CATERPILLAR DIE !
Thn my dad took th broom from my sister & sweep th spider & caterpillar out of th backdoor .
BYEBYE !:D
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Camwhore haha !
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Next day ;
Sunday
Super boring !
My mom & dad went out to th market to buy things thn me and my sis was moulding at home .
I tried to connect my laptop to th internet , in th end ?!
"no internet network found "
OMGGGGGGGG !
Luckily my dad went to buy a television(th house dnt have TV) back , although all malay show , but better thn nothing right !
Thn slack slack until afternoon , we pray finish liao thn i went back room to emo/slack/stare into space/day-dream/chase mosquitoes/disturb my sister .
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My mum was trying to catch an afternoon nap but i keep disturbing her to play with me .
HAHA
Dnt sleep lei !!!
Finally , she woke up !:p
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Went out for dinner at coffeeshop ,
th food is terrible , like eat rubber like tht .
Home thn watch tv agn .
It was showing th chinese countdown TV , boring daoooooooooo ...
Manage to hold myself till midnight , i was hoping to hear th fire cracker sound in th end ,
NOTHING !
So i prepare myself to bed , but !!!!
As soon as my head hit th pillow ;
*PIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAKPIAK *(fire cracker sound)
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@#$%^&*&?#$%^?!@#?#!?%^&*
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Third day ;
Monday
Put on my new year clothes & went to temple to pray ; sibei squeezy !
pray finish , went back car , drive along th kampong .
(i tell my dad i dnt want so early go home)
OMGGGGG !
Ths is th worst new year i've ever been through !
I cnt believe it !
Wear new year clothes & drove ard kampong ?
Kill me , thankyou .
My mommy's bag haha
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But i think th heaven still pity me , because my dad found th "Giant" supermarket & we went in to shop .
Sounds dumb , i knw ; thankyou .
So i took a lot of snacks/tidbits, to emphasis tht i'm upset !!!
Thn my dad dnt knw go whr buy chicken wings/onion rings & ask me to eat .
Thn , b'cause i dint knw its onion rings , i stuff it all in my mouth .
In th end ...
WHAT THE FUCK ! ONION ?!
Come to think of it , i kind of impress myself why i nv puke out lei , haha .
I even chew it all & force myself to swallow luh .
Thn my dad keep saying :" Why dont want eat ? scared to fart ah ?"
==''
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reach home ard late afternoon .
slacking ard thn my dad suddenly took a knife & went into th forest .
Of course , out of curisity i follow along .
In th end he went to cut down a super big jackfruit !!!
Omg th smell is sweet !!!
Th jackfruit is like even longer thn my upper body cn ?!
& my dad even say he will bring th seed back to plant it at his company .
HAHA :D
Anyone one to eat ?
Come my house ; 1 for $1 !!!
Its wild one okay ! I'm selling v cheap already , i even give reader-discount liao :p
So after tht dinner time , omg dinner time is soooooooooo not pleasant .
I keep scratching myself all over cause' thrs flies and mosquitoes flying ard me .
Topic over dinner ?
"How to kill mosquitoes while eating"
*EWWWWW
My dad trying to cut th jackfruit
Th toilet , puke*
Kampong
Forest
Fourth day ;
Tuesday
Preparing to go home ,
pack up , clean & stuff everything into my dad's car .
Went to th famously-knowned fishball stall to eat their fishball .
No specially delicious or nice though .
headed to tuas & omgggg !!!
TRAFFIC-JAM !!!
I was caught in th jam for an hour plus plus !!!
reach home abt 7 & ordered KFC's new year meal to eat .
blahblahblah ,
Sleep .
With love ,
Zijing
不要有期望就不会有失望
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